Introducing EarthMother SmartPoints, the first card that automatically spreads your purchases into direct action, non-violent civil disobedience or good old fashioned eco-sabotage. Now you can shop for designer brands and pummel the earth brutalizing capitalism machine.
- 0% Intro APR on Balance Transfers and Purchases for 18 months. After that, the variable APR will be 12.99% – 21.99% based on your creditworthiness and willingness to put your body on the line in defense of corporate funded wilderness mitigation areas.
- Click “APPLY HERE” to apply online or call 561-320-3840
- There is a balance transfer fee of either $5 or 3% of the amount of each transfer, whichever is greater.
- No late fees, no penalty rate and no annual fee – ever, or until industrial civilization collapses
- Save time when you call with fast, personal help, 24 hours a day.
- .02% of all fees and interest collected will proceed the Earth Liberation Front
- April 1, 2013 is the only date this card will be offered you fool.