Earth First! Bank of America Credit Card Offer: Apply Today

1 Apr

Introducing EarthMother SmartPoints, the first card that  automatically spreads your purchases into direct action, non-violent civil disobedience or good old fashioned eco-sabotage. Now you can shop for designer brands and pummel the earth brutalizing capitalism machine.

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  • 0% Intro APR on Balance Transfers and Purchases for 18 months. After that, the variable APR will be 12.99% – 21.99% based on your creditworthiness and willingness to put your body on the line in defense of corporate funded wilderness mitigation areas.
  • Click “APPLY HERE” to apply online or call 561-320-3840
  • There is a balance transfer fee of either $5 or 3% of the amount of each transfer, whichever is greater.
  • No late fees, no penalty rate and no annual fee – ever, or until industrial civilization collapses
  • Save time when you call with fast, personal help, 24 hours a day.
  • .02% of all fees and interest collected will proceed the Earth Liberation Front
  • April 1, 2013 is the only date this card will be offered you fool.
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3 Responses to “Earth First! Bank of America Credit Card Offer: Apply Today”

  1. Jasper T. Woodsman April 1, 2013 at 9:52 pm #

    Is this a joke? This had better be a joke.

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