US Chamber of Commerce Cries Uncle on “Identity Correction” Case

13 Jun

from Earth First! Newswire

When the US Chamber of Commerce was offered a chance to allow there shameful identity as climate change deniers to be improved in 2009 by the Yes Men pranksters’ “Project: Chamber of Commerce Goes Green.” They rejected the opportunity with an unsurprising zeal. Today, it seems they may have chickened-out. The Yes Lab elaborates in their hot-off-the-press release:

Yes Men 2009 US Chamber of Commerce "identity correction"

Yes Men 2009 US Chamber of Commerce “identity correction”

Washington DC—The Yes Men today implored the US Chamber of Commerce to reconsider their recent decision to withdraw the lawsuit they filed nearly four years ago, in a press conference on the steps of the lobbying giant itself.

“Just as their case against us was finally heating up again, the Chamber decided to drop it,” said former defendant Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men. “The Chamber knew this was our chance to challenge their silly claims and, since they claimed we had ‘damaged’ them, investigate the details of their finances through the discovery process. It’s the height of rudeness to deprive us of this great opportunity.”

“The Chamber’s lawsuit represented the only time in 17 years that anyone has been stupid enough to sue us,” said former defendant Mike Bonanno. “This was the chance of a lifetime, and we profoundly deplore the Chamber’s about-face.”

The Chamber sued the Yes Men and collaborators in 2009 after the activists held a press conference as the Chamber and announced that they were going to completely reverse their regressive environmental policy and support emissions reduction legislation. In their complaint, the Chamber claimed that the phony announcement was “commercial identity theft” and accused them of cyberpiracy, trademark infringement, and false advertising. The Yes Men had legal help from the Electronic Frontier Foundation and Davis Wright Tremaine, and were eager to fight back against this attack on political free speech.

“In just the last fifteen years, the hoaxsters at the Chamber have spent nearly a billion dollars lying to children and adults, and generally lobbying for corporations and against humans,” said Bichlbaum. “This lawsuit gave us a chance to help reveal the Chamber’s many hoaxes to the public.”

The Yes Men are considering a lawsuit against the Chamber for depriving them of the opportunity to expose them. “Tell ’em to put their damn helmets on,” said Bonanno, echoing Tom Donohue’s words upon launching the Chamber lawsuit in 2009. No lawyers have thus far volunteered to take on the new Yes Men case.

Click here for a transcript of the press conference and here for the Electronic Frontier Foundation’s statement on the case.

Project: Chamber of Commerce Goes Green

One Response to “US Chamber of Commerce Cries Uncle on “Identity Correction” Case”

  1. BraveWolf June 13, 2013 at 1:17 pm #

    The greed crazed cowards at the US Chamber of Massive Greed And Criminal Fraud looked in the mirror and realized their brainless suit was goIng to expose them as the corrupt schemers they are! As always, when you stand up to a bully, you discover there is a coward just below the surface.

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