Man Arrested for Spear Hunting a Car

20 Jun

by Earth First! Newswire

Jeffrey Jones (credit: Sacramento P.D.)

Jeffrey Jones (credit: Sacramento P.D.)

According to Sacramento police reports a man was arrested Tuesday night for hunting a car with a spear.

Jeffrey Jones, 56 was seen by witnesses in the road, stalling traffic, at Auburn Boulevard and Annadale Lane in Sacramento, when, according to police, he threw a spear at a passing vehicle, making a direct hit. The spear struck and lodged in the vehicle.

Jones was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

His spear was booked as evidence.

The revolution, according to several anarcho-primativist witnesses, is nigh. Time to sharpen those spears and purchase that car hunting permit, which comes complimentary with a subscription to the Earth First! Journal.

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