Donate Your Car to Earth First!

28 Jul

from Earth First! News


Got an old jalopy in your driveway collecting rust or simply have one too many gas guzzling SUVs? Avoid the hassles associated with selling your old car and donate it to Earth First! today. While other charities promise to give you fair market value for you car, Earth First! will promise to put it to good use in the eco-wars. Your vehicle donation will make a much needed difference in the fight against industrial civilization and its most toxic, earth brutalizing practices. From fracking and tar sands, to clear cuts and environmental racism, Earth First! will help you figure out a way to put your car right in the way of the corporations that are poisoning the air, water and land around the country.

Check out the photos and testimonials below to learn more. Your vehicle donation is central to supporting the resistance.


April and Phoenix from Tulsa, Oklahoma write

After listing our old Cadillac on eBay 2 times and never getting any bids, we decided enough was enough and donated our car to Earth First!. We wish we would have just done this from the beginning. Not only would we have saved money from the eBay listing fees but we also could have slept better right away knowing that old Caddy was used to block Keystone XL equipment from getting to the job site. We just drove the car out there in the middle of the night, pulled off the wheels and sunk it in 3 feet of dirt with the help of some friends. You made all of this very easy and we thank you. We will let all of our friends know about Earth First! Car Donation and wish you all the best…

Tom from Michigamme Township, Michigan writes

My accountant suggested I donate my old Hummer2 that I no longer used and you made this whole experience incredibly easy. I called in the morning and by 6 the next night I received directions to an access road to the proposed site of a mine! My accountant said that doing this saved the ELF from torching it later. What a relief.

Charlotte from Oakland, California writes

Bye Bye Buick! I loved you but all good things have to come to an end sometime and hopefully your end will also spell the end of fracking in California. Plus the cost of repairing you would have been more than $2500! Sorry Old Girl! Thanks for taking this headache off of my hands! Yeah Earth First! Hayduke Lives

But don’t just take our word for it. Drive or haul your old car out to the site of horrendous industrial project tonight, paint the words “Earth First!” on the hood and either leave it or invite several hundred of your friends to camp around it until the industrial fuckers give up their operations.

And of course, if you don’t have a car, you can simply donate money to the Earth First! Journal here and we’ll put it to good use. Thanks!


5 Responses to “Donate Your Car to Earth First!”

  1. Sam Shephard Is A Wimpy Cowboy July 28, 2013 at 6:32 pm #

    I gotta testimonial for you. You’ll get my truck outta my cold dead hands. I use this baby, which gots a pair of truck nuts like you wouldn’t believe, like big ole manly man truck nuts, for runnin hippies over. “Here hippy hippies, here some organic diesel and fair trade Firestone tires for yo ass!” Thats the last thing’ll be heard.

  2. Gobama Green Machine July 28, 2013 at 6:35 pm #

    I don’t think this kind of charity is necessarily. Now with Obama president we can all rest easier. Fracking, clear cuts, the war in Afghanistan, all those things are now memories only. This is a new era. Earth First! should simply lobby the president. I can’t imagine any value in using an old buick in a roadblock which would only block hope and possibly change. We don’t need that.

  3. Susan Jedimaster July 28, 2013 at 6:39 pm #

    I’ve got a 78 Pinto and an 85 Jeep Grand Cherokee, both pieces of shit, that I’d love to donate. Please call me at 437-698-9909 ext 911

  4. Buddy2Blogger July 29, 2013 at 1:30 am #

    Reblogged this on Sherlockian's Blog.

  5. hayduke July 29, 2013 at 11:30 am #

    If there are any cop wagons donated can we use them as flaming barricades first?

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