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Military Robo-Cheetahs, Obamacare for Microchips and Other Techno-Dystopian Shit You Couldn’t Make Up

23 Mar

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by Russ McSpadden / Carbon-based humanoid correspondent for the King Ludd & John Connor Institute of Anti-Technology

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Genetically Modified Catnip Won’t Save You

The Pentagon has announced that it is currently investigating new mobility technologies that include a robo-cheetah that has already surpassed the fastest recorded speed of any human on Earth.  According to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) the Cheetah-droid is fast enough to run down Usain Bolt who set the world speed record for a human in 2009 when he reached 27.78 mph. The Cheetah was recently clocked at 28.3 mph and is expected, following a series of upgrades, to run much faster. In fact, it is now the fastest four-legged machine in history and it’s a predator.

But don’t worry, as the saying will soon go, “You don’t need to run faster than the fastest blood-thirsty military grade nano-titanium hell beast, you just need to run faster than the slowest flesh bag next to you.” Continue reading

Ozark Hellbenders Vs. the Robots: Infographic

14 Mar

U.S. population trends in perspective: Ozark Hellbenders Vs. the Robots

Hellbenders Vs. the Robots by Earth First! Newswire is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

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Hellbenders Vs. the Robots by Earth First! Newswire is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.